Where next, darling?
I would pass these women in the street sometimes in Knightsbridge or Victor Hugo; immaculately dressed, with a mouth always a flicker away from a knowing smile. Sometimes we’d lock eyes, these strangers and me, and I’d sense something thrilling begin to stir.
For a while my life got dangerously close to something rather different. When you grow up like I did, surrounded by cultural formality and polite society, the idea of a space where I could shrug all those things off was enticing. Perhaps you know what I mean - I spent my formative years at an excellent school (although admittedly I was more Bedales brat than Cheltenham Lady), and after that it was dreaming spires for a language degree. So far, so fast track to the Foreign Office. And yet…
Do you really know something exists before you touch it?
‘Normal’ felt increasingly like second-rate tailoring: a very bad fit. And for a woman with a wardrobe of custom dresses, it was never going to work. In truth, I was too adventurous to settle down, too curious for small talk, and far too hungry to be satisfied by just one place, or one lover. So rather than compromise, I let passion take the reins. I opted for a life of first kisses, private views and lost weekends, with people that shared my capacity for immoderation.
My home is currently London, but in the past it’s been Paris, Melbourne and Dubai. I’ve a terrible habit of never staying put for long, drawn to new streets to get lost in and as yet undiscovered gems. A life of exploring has meant I am fluent in several languages and my Spanish is good enough to flirt in. It’s not all mischief though. To atone for my most memorable sins, I also spend my time consulting for an international non profit, where it helps to be something of polyglot.
Wherever I am in the world, if you’re looking to pin me down, so to speak, you’re likely to find me at an exhibition in Palais De Tokyo, sipping an Ethiopian blend at local coffee house or lusting over antiques at my local marche. Once the galleries close, best to check anywhere with a panoramic skyline that serves a lethal Negroni, where we can settle a debate about the best decade for music. It’s the 70’s.
Maybe it’s self-evident, but I’m not a woman accustomed to shying away from pleasure, however it’s served. I’m in this for every last drop of delight, darling, including those we’ll find behind the closed door of a suite in the UES, with me dressed down to the nines in Bordelle. Of course, not everyone can handle a woman so unapologetically desirous, but those that do handle me very well indeed.
And what about you? Perhaps you’re intrigued to meet a woman that’s unafraid to be entirely and uniquely herself; that speaks her mind and follows her impulses; that holds your gaze as she slinks towards you, with a look that promises you an adventure.
Care to join me? All you’ll need is your passport, your toothbrush and your most wicked grin.
VITALS
Age: Newly 30 Height: 5'6 Weight: 63kg/140lbs Measurements: 34DD-28-42
Dress Size: UK 10/12 or M Shoe Size: UK 7 or EU 40 Tattoos: A Few Hidden
Piercings: Ears Only Education: 2:1 Linguistics Nationality: British
